I found this..... found it amusing

I used to take stupid forwards and add my own comments... so here is one i found today.. enjoy.. the white is my text.

Why is it so hard to tell the truth... (because that shit is no fun.. and it gets you in trouble) yet so easy to tell a lie, why do we sleep in the church.. (hey! i don't sleep.. i color!) but when the sermon is over we suddenly wake up?(because that's like the fucking dinner bell.. it means that it's lunch time!) why is it so hard to talk about God. (he doesn't talk about me to his friends.. and he really pisses me off a lot of times.. fucking tornados and earthquakes.. where are the pretty swirls of flying pink bunnies or the earth erupting a sea of orchids??) but so easy to talk about sex? (would you rather hear about multiple orgasms or how you are going to burn in hell for making yourself have them?) why are we so bored to look at a Christian magazine... (umm.. maybe the lack of the article called "what would jesus do.. in bed") but so easy to read a playboy magazine? (people read playboy?) why is it so easy to delete a Godly offline messages. (whatever you trying to say here just lost me.. shit, you sound like my preacher.. when i drop the red marker behind the pew and have to listen to him as i look for it) yet we forward the nasty ones? (oh you were talking about this crap.. well i am going to forward it...) why are churches getting smaller.. (atkins??) but yet the bars and clubs are growing??...(because you only get one shot of communion wine.. no matter how much you tip the preacher.. and they really frown that!) think about it... (actually i think the dumbass that wrote this needs to think about it..) are you going to forward this or delete it? (i think i'm gonna print it, dip it in vodka and stick in my lover's naughty regions!) Just remember God is watching you (shit! i forgot about that.. wait. if god is really watching me that much, maybe it's because i have a good stock of porn... like they have porn in heaven!) if u love Jesus (the guy that cuts my grass on thursdays?) then send this to everyone (and how is that possible? my grandma is one of the alusive 'everyone' and she runs when she sees a computer.)

fuck babies

any man that says he loves babies, doesn't fucking have one........